Quotes

=Quotes about Teenagers=

**Here are some witty yet very tell quotes about teenagers:**

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. ~Quentin Crisp

Little children, headache; big children, heartache. ~Italian Proverb

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ~Laurence J. Peter

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. ~Al Bernstein

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack

Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. ~Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, //The Good Stepmother//

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, //Social Studies//

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. ~Robert Brault,

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. ~Fran Lebowitz

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. ~Bob Phillips

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. ~Art Buchwald

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. ~Author Unknown

There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. ~Author Unknown

You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. ~John Ciardi, //Simmons Review//, Fall 1962

How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is //for// them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, //The Neurotic's Notebook//, 1960

At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy. ~Jessamyn West

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. ~Edgar W. Howe

Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves. ~Virginia Satir, //The New Peoplemaking//, 1988

The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold. ~Dawn Ruelas